move over, meena suvari, slut!

yo

me is back

so start bitchin!

Feel Disjointed??? ...

Had an uneventful sleep last night?

.. well, now, you can wake up with morning cock!

this is a cheap chinese toy available in the market these days.
there are two others in the set: evening cock and mid-day cock.

Foo you, me eat mud

Recent research shows that its perfectly natural to eat mud. Mud is consumed in various forms in different parts of the world. For example, in USA, they use mud in pizzas and in England mud is dissolved in beer. In some parts like Germany for example, people eat mud directly off the ground. That's not really because of hunger, its just that some people just crave mud, which according to recent research is completely natural. Anyway, here it is.. its official..! Eating mud is ok. To Mud!

Cat Mewspaper

Yoda Speaketh

"Many questions to Jedi people have. Ask this question many of them like to.

What wear I under that robe, ask you. A personal question this is. Any of your business it is not. Get a life you should. A kick in the balls you'll get."

Quick! Before ze Germans get here..

Porras Jose of Costa Rica caught in the act during GER Vs CRC

Shit Shit, Who the fuck is Shooting us??

Napster, Napster, where's the cash that I've been after?

Hail Zimmers Hole who pissed all over the Nu-Metallica.

It may be all Greek to you..

..but beware of option 4!

Got Boobs?

Releasing this month!

A new documentary, titled:

The Origins of das Hitler!

featuring:

• fuhrer in natty overalls
• the origin of the salute (and its relation to black metal)
  
• other über kewl dudes with awesome mustaches
• the annoying singing jewish brother-in-law
• how to look so gay and yet do so much evil
• nazi stuff
• german swear words you can use to amuse your friends!
• charlie chaplin

Smoke free for 54 years

Quit Now!

Coming soon to a tree near you..

Are you ready?

its not too hard to find what one is looking for.

this is the end of my search for my true calling.

here is the gold at the end of my rainbow (i wish).

what you see is what i get.

the guys pwning this blog love beer. infact here is a paragraph just filled with beer.

beer. beer. beer. beer. beer. beer. beer. beer. beer. beer. beer. beer. beer. beer. beer. beer. beer. beer. beer. beer. beer. beer. beer. beer. beer. beer. beer. beer. beer. beer. beer. beer. beer. beer. beer. beer. beer. beer. beer. beer. beer. beer. beer. beer. beer. beer. beer. beer. beer. beer. beer. beer. beer. beer. beer.

the fonzie says..

.. that this blog is gonna fuckin rool!! YEAHHH!!!


so grab your tool and lets get to work.